it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
davidtennantinplacesheshouldntbe:
“Where is the Doctor unit. Visual detection proves inefficient.”
my parents met because they both cut school one day their senior year to go watch the new star trek movie.
Things You Didn't Know About Dreams
Ah so thats why I need to cuddle when I sleep, seeing as all of my dreams are fucked nightmares most of the time. I am afraid of what’s in my head, both while sleeping and awake, and sober or high (depending on the drug)
“Children also dream about animals far more than adults.”
Uhh, do nazis count as animals?
One time my best friend dreamt I was a Nazi and killed all of his family. He was afraid to talk to me for a solid day. I was like… wat
I only dream of the future… And sadness.
“Women’s dreams are usually set indoors, are more friendly and positive and involve emotional situations with people they know and care for.”
The fuck? I never have happy indoor dreams. I think this proves I was supposed to be a boy.My nightmares are always holocaust related
Sounds hot.
I don’t dream. Well I do, but only like once every two years. I did have a funny dream in 3rd grade. Pretty much my mom and I owned a store. This guy who worked there wanted to steal me, but no one would believe me. So I knew he would be coming that morning to steal me, so I set my alarm to wake up before he came. So I go to sleep in my dream. I wake up in my dream when my alarm is going off. I kept pressing the snooze button, but it wouldn’t turn off. I pretty much ended up destroying my alarm, but it still kept going off. Then in my dream I remembered in real life I had set my alarm clock the night before. I then woke up to my alarm clock going off.
That is some kind of inception shit right there
I keep dreaming about leaving my crutches places and running around and jumping so they are actually nightmares because I spend the entire time freaking out about how I’m not allowed to walk on my leg yet or run or jump.
Today I was stopped in the hallway on my way to class by one of the security guards. She wouldn’t let me go to class and forced me to walk across the school to the main office to have my mom, who by the way was on her way to work, bring me “real pants” because the way I dressed was “sexually provocative.” Because of this I was ten minutes late to class, and after five minutes of actually being in class I was taken back out to be talked to again by the security guard and given my “real pants.”
These shorts are mid-thigh, and I am wearing opaque black tights. Other than my hands and my face, I had no skin showing whatsoever. So tell me, how is this being “sexually provocative?” (reminder: this is a typical american public high school, not a private or religious-oriented school)
The security guard ridiculed me, saying that what I was wearing was inappropriate. I told her that everyday, other girls walk around in skin-tight yoga pants, some even with their thongs clearly showing, and shirts that are see-through. “This is not bad clothing.” I had told her. This security guard plays favorites with the girls on who she does call out and doesn’t call out. On game days, the cheerleaders decide to wear their skirts that barely cover their butts and she doesn’t cal them out at all. She also openly said to my mom “I don’t look at what the boys are wearing, only the girls.”
When my mom came in to bring me the pants, she had a long talk with the security guard. She told my mom that I should know that there is a dress code, and that I should follow it. My mom told her “Maybe there shouldn’t be a dress code if it isn’t monitored consistently. This is double-standards.”
My mom also told her “The only distraction from class that is going on is you are pulling my daughter out of class and keeping her from learning.”
I had to walk up to this security guard to get my long pants, since she was talking to my mom, and my mom said to me sarcastically: “It appears that you are being sexually provocative, darling.”
“Oh yes mama, all the boys are just popping boners everywhere!” I pretended to swoon. We both left, my mom calling back to the security guard: “I didn’t need this today, you know. I need to get to work and I haven’t even showered yet. Good Job.”
The whole ordeal was ridiculous. Girls shouldn’t be ridiculed for wearing shorts. Even so, I was wearing thick tights that you couldn’t see through–much better than just wearing yoga pants. There is no way that what I was wearing could even be considered “sexually provocative.” Plus, anything the boys wear is completely fine in the eyes of the security guard, it’s only what the girls are wearing that are “inappropriate.” Even yoga pants where you can see the thong through it don’t “disrupt class” because nobody cares enough about what a student wears and does not wear, only the security guards.
tl;dr, dress codes are counterproductive and the enforcers cause more disruption for a student’s learning than shorts do.
♬ my sweater tights and mid thigh shorts bring all the boys to the yard ♪
Reminds me of the time this girl in my class who was wearing shorts that went almost to her knees asked to use the restroom, took forever, and came back wearing different pants. She said she got stopped in the hall because her shorts were inappropriate so she changed into her sweatpants for PE. Even our teacher was like “What?” I guess her knees were just really provocative.
OMG yes. Did anyone else go to a school that banned ripped jeans? My friend and I got stopped one time wearing these jeans that were ripped but you could barely see through the fucking fabric. We didn’t have to change but we got lectured and like two weeks later they called a school meeting for the females of our grade to talk about the dress code. Too many people wearing ripped jeans and leggings with their fingertip length skirts I guess.
#i used to think reactions like this were ridiculous #now they’re normal
